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“Ayn Rand is popular among teenagers, but she’s supposed to be something you grow out of. Like ska music or handjobs.”

—John Oliver’s documentary host on Ayn Rand “still being a thing”. (via kownackattack)

“For their national flower, the Scots chose a thistle. That is a plant made out of tiny knives and a throwing star.”

—from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (via cptnsuz-sae)

lateshowletterman:

John Oliver from Last Week Tonight With John Oliver is here tonight!

lateshowletterman:

John Oliver from Last Week Tonight With John Oliver is here tonight!

sarahmoon:

John Oliver: How is Ayn Rand still a thing!?

This is so fantastic.

“It’s just shit, growing up. Being a teenager is just not an easy thing to go through. You just want to say to someone who’s a teenager now, ‘If you get out the other side, I’m not even saying that it’s going to be better, but it’s going to be over.’”

—John Oliver in Rolling Stone Magazine (via jshegyi3rd)

factoseintolerance:

John Oliver with a cricket bat in next month’s Rolling Stone.  Andy Zaltzman must be proud!

factoseintolerance:

John Oliver with a cricket bat in next month’s Rolling Stone.  Andy Zaltzman must be proud!

“Beautiful! And just a reminder to those of you at home, it is the year 2014, and I am a fully-clothed man standing in front of a line of women in swimsuits awaiting judgement. Beautiful!”

—John Oliver, mocking the host (and the existence) of the Miss America Pageant.  (via chicagotribune)

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