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“Andy, elections are like buses. You wait years for them to turn up then a bunch all turn up at once, a number of them stink and a few contain some very suspicious looking characters. All in all you’re left thinking there must be a better way of getting where you need to go.” — (via theweirdthewonderful)
“Right, Andy. Like the word “arsehole”. It used to just be a word to describe the human arse; now it can describe a person, or a bigot, or an archbishop, or someone who’s all three of those things. Someone who is an arsehole but who also owns an arsehole, through which he makes most of his public statements.” —
On the Archbishop of York’s statement that calling civil partnerships “marriage” would be changing the English language (episode #194).
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“It is worth looking up on the internet, this interview, if only for the final few moments where I asked Herman Cain to deliver a speech as president, to inspire the inhabitants of the world if the world was attacked by aliens. And rather than saying, “What?!” or, “Well no, of course I’m not going to do that,” instead of those two obvious responses, HE FUCKING DID IT, ANDY. And his speech was so smooth, I couldn’t help thinking that this wasn’t the first time he played that speech out in his head. And he was just happy that he was finally getting a venue in which to air it. In fact, I think he may well have spent more time thinking about how he would react if the world was attacked by aliens than anything else during his entire presidential campaign.” — on the The Bugle (via fuckyeahthebugle)
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John Oliver at the Comedy Awards.
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John Oliver performs at Northwestern University.
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Inside the Political Curtain
“Bullshit? Or Bullfact?” — (via rvenables)
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“This is basically the British version of naked….don’t look at me.” - John Oliver
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