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“The Middle East is truly the Anderson Cooper’s face of geopolitical disputes, in that in defiance of all appeals to reason and human decency, it never fucking changes.”

—John Oliver, Last Week Tonight (via quotesfrombooksandshit)

l7world:

John Oliver calls on Russia to save space geckos
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver was particularly depressing this week due to seemingly insurmountable problems like the war in Gaza and Ukraine but the host suggested we start small by rescuing geckos trapped in space.

l7world:

John Oliver calls on Russia to save space geckos

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver was particularly depressing this week due to seemingly insurmountable problems like the war in Gaza and Ukraine but the host suggested we start small by rescuing geckos trapped in space.

todf:

warren g. and jerry gonna regulate

“We are somehow collectively able to laugh at references to the fact that four percent of prisoners reported being sexually victimized in the past year. One in twenty-five! Now, that might not sound like a lot, but think of it like this: if every time you bought two dozen donuts, one of them had been raped, you’d be pretty upset. And those are pastries. Prisoners are people.”

—John Oliver, 7/20/14 (via allergictoidioms)

boballende:

America’s prisons are broken.  ~ John Oliver

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