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John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight explores the sexxxy love letters of President Warren G. Harding.

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“Government is not an à la carte system where you can pick and choose based on your beliefs. Taxation is more of an all-you-can-eat salad bar. You don’t get to show up and say, ‘Look, I know it costs $10.99, but I’m only paying $7.50 because I have a moral objection to beets.

Everyone has their own version of beets. If you really want to be treated like a person, corporations, then guess what? Paying for things you don’t like is what it feels like to be one.”

“50 degrees Celsius is 122 degrees Fahrenheit. You are hosting the World Cup somewhere where soccer cannot physically be played. That’s like if the NFL chose to hold the Super Bowl in a lake.”

— John Oliver speaking on how the 2022 World Cup was chosen to be in Qatar   (via coup-des-tots)

“Calling Uganda’s laws (on homosexuality) ‘harsh’ doesn’t really do them justice. That’s like calling Stalin a ‘bit of a grump,’ or the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire a ‘woopsy-do,’ or the Titanic a ‘disappointing vacation.’”

—John Oliver, Punchlines (via usatodayopinion)

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Hobby Lobby - John Oliver Style

This video is hilarious and gets the point across as well as John Oliver always does. 

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