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nevertoooldtolovemuppets:

If you enjoyed the Mashable news segment with John Oliver and Cookie Monster, you’ll love these bloopers as well.

shortformblog:

Dear Mashable: Stop posting content and just make videos like this.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Fan Mail Vol. 1 (Web Exclusive)

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert may have gotten the best celebrity endorsement of all time (Abraham Lincoln), but John Oliver has the best promotional photo ever taken.

factoseintolerance:

Stephen Colbert may have gotten the best celebrity endorsement of all time (Abraham Lincoln), but John Oliver has the best promotional photo ever taken.

“If you haven’t watched the news at all this week, congratulations! You probably had a much nicer time than the rest of us.”

—John Oliver, Last Week Tonight ep.15 (17.8.2014)

(Source: ambrose-bierce)

“If someone takes a dump on my desk the size of the dump is not the issue. I’m not going to ask, ‘how big of a dump it is, eight inches? Three inches?Oh, just three inches? Oh, that’s almost like you didn’t take a dump on my desk at all!’”

John Oliver, ‘Last Week Tonight’, in response to the wage disparity defence of, women get paid 83 cents to that of a man’s dollar? Why, ‘round it up and it’s practically the same!’ 

I swear to god I’m more American than British, but you know what, that’s a fucking great analogy.

(via pencilsinyourchacha)

“So there you have it, ladies! If you can just remain single, not accidentally have children, and never turn 44, you’re gonna be golden!”

—Last Week Tonigh with John Oliver, on equal pay. (via ambrose-bierce)

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