“I feel about Twitter the way I feel about heroin- I’m sure it’s a lot of fun, but I’m not sure I should try it.”
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John Oliver Talks New York Stand-Up Show
Watch John Oliver and Marc Maron get swallowed up by their chairs in this interview from last night’s AOTS.
Meanwhile, the new season of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show starts Friday, July 20 at 11/10 and will feature Marc Maron and no chairs.
Click the image to watch Wyatt Cenac start a high-profile beef with Tyler Perry in a new exclusive video. Then tune in Friday at 11/10c for the season premiere of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show featuring performances by Hari Kondablolu, Mark Normand, Ben Kronberg and the very same beef-starting Wyatt Cenac.
John Oliver wants to help your genitals beat the heat during the season premiere of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show. Click the image to watch the exclusive video, then tune in Friday at 11/10c.
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I love these guys. They’re on the Daily Show and that’s Wyatt Cenac and John Oliver. Hilarious.
John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show Returns Friday, July 20 at 11/10!
Have you been hearing fireworks at night all week and wondering what all the fuss is about? Turns out everyone’s just super excited for a new season of John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show.
It premieres in two weeks and will feature performances by (deep breath!) Hari Kondabolu, Mark Normand, Ben Kronberg, Wyatt Cenac, Jared Logan, Adam Newman, Emily Heller, Hannibal Buress, Leo Allen, Al Jackson, Sheng Wang, Marc Maron, Mike Lawrence, Andy Zaltzman, Kurt Braunohler, David O’Doherty, Michael Che, Iliza Shlesinger, Michael Ian Black, Dan St. Germain, Adam Lowitt and Dana Gould.
Okay, you watch the trailer. I’m gonna get my inhaler.
“I really, truly believe that comments pages on news stories should have a warning so that you don’t scroll down too far. Something should flash up instantly saying, ‘ATTENTION. THIS ARTICLE HAS ENDED. REASON STOPS HERE. WHAT FOLLOWS IS A THUNDERDOME OF BULLSHIT. VENTURE FORWARD AT YOUR OWN RISK. GODSPEED.’”
On Campus - John Oliver at Nortwestern
Shot for the Daily
“I like Prince Philip as much as the next person in that I don’t really like him much at all.”
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From the Bugle Facebook page.
“Andy, elections are like buses. You wait years for them to turn up then a bunch all turn up at once, a number of them stink and a few contain some very suspicious looking characters. All in all you’re left thinking there must be a better way of getting where you need to go.”
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“Right, Andy. Like the word “arsehole”. It used to just be a word to describe the human arse; now it can describe a person, or a bigot, or an archbishop, or someone who’s all three of those things. Someone who is an arsehole but who also owns an arsehole, through which he makes most of his public statements.”
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On the Archbishop of York’s statement that calling civil partnerships “marriage” would be changing the English language (episode #194).
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